Friday, December 01, 2006

How is this SHIT not performance enhancing?

Oh wait... it is...

um...

Fucking nuts - Oh yeah well i don't have 50 grand to drop on an altitude tent like Lanceybaby... so i'll just go out and buy a Grand for some plastic piece of crap that lets me breath less oxygen...

NICE...

oh and replacement cartridges are $300? F-me

And no...

i haven't RTFA yet (Zoo that means Read the Fucking Article) I skimmed it to see what it looked like and how much and to realize what the fuck it is...

And Jenna Jameson is gonna race again.. I mean Genevieve... Maybe if Genevieve did a film with Jenna ... and that film shipped free with your '07 membership to USAC... then i'd not have a problem with that Doper from Canada getting to race again for the USA

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Looks like a cunnilingus simulation machine to me.

The ad should read something like this:
"Do you wanna look like a pro next time you head south? From the makers of Fleshlight, get our brand new Cunnilingushypoxicator in alien green. Are you a mouth breather? Do you want to be able to handle the rigors of a low oxygen environment, rarely coming up for air, except for a glance at her expression? Then give this a whirl. We give a whole new meaning to going down."

gewilli said...

OH FUCKING HELL MAN...

ya killing me!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

LMFAO ROTF

gewilli said...

I'm still chuckling and smiling thinkin of that comment...

damn that's funny...