this one made me laugh...
Helper Bee
A man was driving down the road and ran out of gas. Just at that moment, a bee flew in his window.
The bee said, "What seems to be the problem"?
"I'm out of gas."
The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and into his gas tank. After a few minutes, the bees flew out.
"Try it now," said one bee.
The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up.
"Wow!" the man exclaimed. "What did you put in my gas tank"?
The bee answered, "BP."
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"We've heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know that is not true."
- Robert Wilensky
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Is it having kids that makes me chuckle at that or is it the cold medicine? Good thing they lost my invite to worlds because I'm all hopped up on Sudafed... never making it out of doping controls.
it could be the kids thing...
i'm still laughin every time i read it...
"BP"
hahahahah
(i think its the sleep deprivation that comes with having kids)
i just relayed the BP joke to my little bro...
he thought it was funny... but commented that most people around here wouldn't get it as they've never seen a BP fueling station...
BP
LMAO
still making me laugh - gotta be the lack of sleep
Ah, but it's an *infinite* number of monkeys at an infinite number of typewriters! An image I love....
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