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In Prayer:
God of ‘cross I call you, my bike
is ready to go.
I seek a ride of glory, and free
of EPO.
I’ll attack the runs with fury, and on
my pedals I’ll wail.
Lord make me ride a recumbent, If I should
ever fail.

I am honored to be rewarded for my devotion and to be selected among the great testimonies offered up at The Church Of The Big Ring. I have not felt so at peace in a long time. But first let me take a moment to offer the praise and thanks to Brother Big Jonny, scarred scrotum and all, for his work spreading the good word of the Big Ring.

Hail Eddy at the head of the race, the tifosi is with thee;
blessed art thou among the peleton, and blessed is the fruit of thy faithful domestiques,
Holy Eddy Father of Axel, pray for us sinners at our hour on the rivet.
Amen

Before we depart and return to our lives let us all recite The Riders Prayer together:
Our Father which rides in heaven,
Hallowed be thy name,
Thy mountains come,
Thy will be rode, in The Big Ring as it is in Heaven.
Give us this day our daily mileage,
And forgive us our drafting, as we forgive those who draft against us.
And lead us not into a field sprint,
but deliver a solo win.

For primes, the flowers and jerseys are yours,
For ever and ever.
Amen

-Brother GeWilli