Wednesday, March 05, 2008

from *THE* Church - finally

10 Commandments
Written on March 4, 2008. Written by The Rev.

1. You will pull through, or do not sprint
2. You shall not take The Big Ring in vain
3. Remember ‘cross season, keep it holy
4. Thou shall wear no underwear nor knee socks
5. Honor Merckx and Kelly
6. Thou will not dope
7. Thou shall not attack the feed zone
8. Thou will not half wheel
9. Thou shall let no gap open
10. Thou shall not covet they neighbors bike

2 comments:

Il Bruce said...

Half wheeling is a mortal sin.

I know it makes me want ot kill people.

JB said...

Thou shall not mis-spell 'Merckx'.