Or maybe that's negative points. Some people don't like country music.
Wear your helmet. M'K?
And man Frazz had me laughing this morning. It wasn't enough that my ribs were killing me after reading G-Ride's comment, I had to go for a second round of painful laughter. Damn Mt Bike Crashes. At least I'm not picking monster scabs from a road crash...
Oh and... one for my friends from nort of da border
An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie. He went to the neurosurgeon and asked, "Is there anything you can do to me that would make me into a Newfie?"
"Sure, it's easy," replied the neurosurgeon. "All I have to do is cut out 1/3 of your brain, and you'll be a Newfie."
The Ontarian was very pleased, and immediately underwent the operation. However, the neurosurgeon's knife slipped, and instead of cutting 1/3 of the patient's brain, the surgeon accidentally cut out 2/3 of the patient's brain. He was terribly remorseful, and waited impatiently beside the patient's bed as the patient recovered from the anesthetic. As soon as the patient was conscious, the neurosurgeon said to him, "I'm terribly sorry, but there was a ghastly accident. Instead of cutting out 1/3 of your brain, I accidentally cut out 2/3 of your brain."
The patient replied, "Qu'est-ce que vous avez, monsieur?"
Der be a few more over here. More making me laugh and hurt me ribs.
Less laughing but more coolness (thanks for the link Maynard)
And even less laughing with a big dose of Big Brother/SS/Gestapo/KGB/FBI all rolled into one. Great link there JB south.
And White parts, shoes, what not. SOOOOOO trendy. Like getting a fixie for city riding. Ya doing it cause everyone else is and you don't want to be left out. White tape. White shoes, White PARTS? Come on those white TRP brakes still suck. Sure they look cool and have that sweet ass barrel adjuster that Zank sort of created but everyone copied - oh and a pad toe adjuster that will mean No more GeWilli in orange jumpsuit filing brake pads at G-ster.
I'm on a mission. BRING BACK...
wait for it...
wait...
PURPLE ANODIZED PARTS!
YEAH. Like my kick ass Hyperlite bar, or the breakaway bolt on one of my ders. Paul Components needs to buy a batch of Purple dye for the anodizing tank and crank out some touring cantis and neo-retros.
Bring Back Purple.
White is lame.
Heddwch
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Remember Shimano Sante?
Oh Hell yeah I remember it.
You gotta see the CRCA/Die Hard-Think Racing kit. Of course, Murat's team gets and honorable mention. And for both I mean when it's chilly and they wear the full are and leg warmers. I thought the circus was in town.
"an" --- it's a typing thing
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